When someone screws with the people I care about, it turns into a thought: What is the most effective way to torture and harm offenders in the slowest and most painful way possible?

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My wife called me an Uncle Tom.

We’re white.

"The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you."

— Unknown (via jenrowley)

(Source: psych-facts, via tiny-ffffffox)

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""He has the sweetest tone I’ve ever heard; he was the only one who gave me the cold sweats." - B.B. King on Peter Green"

— (via jeffexpress)

"If someday the moon calls you by your name don’t be surprised,
Because every night I tell her about you."

— Shahrazad al-Khalij (via asdfghjkllove)

(Source: nizariat, via tiny-ffffffox)

Tags: quote love


These people are awesome, but they pronounce “wash” like “warsh.”

Tags: Baltimore


Frequently replaying situations in your head thinking of what you could have done better or what you did wrong.

Tags: intj me

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Boob. Boob. Vagina. Butt cheek. Butt cheek.

Tags: New Girl